The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

yes

I wish yes.

wish granted but no

i wish for oof word

Wish granted but every oof you say turns you into a Roblox Man.

I wish the rain would stop.

wish granted but next time it rains it will kill your lawn

i wish for my mental illnesses to be gone and i would have all my account and friends that i lost because of it back

wish granted but now you have ligma

i wish that cancer was just cured already

granted but now you have ligma and will die in 3 days

i wish for 0.6.0.0

wish granted but you have ligma and will die in 3 days

i wish for tower unite update 0.6.0.0, kinda sounds like what @Turretvista wanted but i have no idea what 0.6.0.0 is

Wish granted, but everything’s broken. (0.6.0.0 is this)

I wish for a bagel.

yeah sure thing mate, oh yeah also that bagel moldy as fuck.

i wish for a glass of cold refreshing healthy natural H2O

granted but it’s H2O2.

i wish for a donut (a bagel but, well, american?)

wish granted but you get rabies

i wish for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wish Granted but because you thought for too long, I take your wish.

I wish for Slurp Juice.

wish granted but it sucks your soul into the juice

i wish i could wish but i cant wish so i wish i could wish

granted but the paradox makes the world go kablamo

i wish tu wouldn’t lag as much

Wish Granted but now every time you launch the game it instead opens Explorer.

I wish Thanos was real.

Wish granted but he turns you to dust if you touch him.

I wish to try the SDNL weapons.

wish granted, but you turn to dust if you try them

i wish forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

granted but the world dies off before you make up your mind

i wish i had money idk

I wish that more people hated the forum games here.

Wish granted but all games are abandoned.

I wish for a Pearl inspired cake.