Wish granted, the full set of applicable wishes includes:
Feel free to choose any one wish from the set.
I wish I was good at marketing.
That already happens. PFF.
Anyways... Wish granted, but you get slapped in the face by a chimpanzee.
I wish for a emphasized text
Wish granted, but you replied to yourself and bumped this 35 day reply-less game so it's actually not granted.
I wish for a
Wish granted but resurrected threads don't deserve it.
I wish England got into the Semis for the world cup
Wish granted! The entirety of England packs into semi trucks to go see the world cup. Unfortunately, their team does not make it to the semifinals.
I wish England had enough semi trucks to fit the population of England.
Wish granted, but the truck collapses in on itself, killing the entire population of England.
I wish for everyone in England to come back to life
Wish granted but they all dab and yell about some gibberish.
I wish for this emoji never existed:
Wish granted, but now an even more graphic one takes its place.
I wish for many things...
Wish granted, but you get a micro version of the graphic eggplant.
I wish for Despacito 2
Wish granted but it's so bad, millions dislike it.
I wish for a shrubbery (Insert Holy Grail Chord)
Wish granted, except its not actually granted, and you have been lied to.
i WISH I PROPERLY CAPITALIZED THIS SENTENCE.
wISH GRANTED, BUT NOW NOBODY BUT YOU CAN CAPITALIZE THEIR SENTENCE CORRECTLY.tHANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE.i WISH SOMEBODY WOULD REVERSE THIS CURSE.pLEASE.
Wish Granted But Now You Cant Use Apostrophes Commas Periods Etc And Now You Have To Capitalize Every Word Beginning
I Wish This Was Also Reversed
Wish granted, but you are now cursed to put "XD" at the end of every sentence. XD
I wish the XD emoticon didn't exist, XDecks dee
Wish granted! Now it's CX.
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Wish granted, but you get ressurected and i'm not talking binary.
I wish for bananas.
Wish granted but you get a Online Banana Binary Translator (tm) instead.
I wish for a warm pie
Wish granted, but the pie has peas and mayonnaise in it
I wish for a warm pie without peas and mayonnaise