The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Spydermann · March 30, 2018, 6:01pm

i watched that video yesterday too

Anyways, HOLY GODS 1,500 POSTS! You get 1,500 pepperonis on your pizza. Too much. You cannot peel them off.

I wish I was good at playing Spy in TF2.

Agent2583 · March 30, 2018, 7:37pm

Wish granted but you keep talking and everyone knows your location

I wish we can celebrate the 1500 post milestone.

anon15399913 · March 31, 2018, 1:23am

Wish granted, but the celebration…
Nothing but eerie silence

I wish for some bitcoins

kakkiphu · March 31, 2018, 2:25am

Wish granted but you get mailed coins that are cut up into little bits, not even worth anything.

I wish for nice tasting cereal

anon15399913 · March 31, 2018, 2:28pm

Wish granted, but some low quality african cereal that only africans call tasty

I wish to be a pixeltail dev

Agent2583 · March 31, 2018, 3:03pm

Wish granted but staff applications take (REDACTED) years.

I wish Crash VS Spyro was released.

anon15399913 · March 31, 2018, 3:07pm

Wish granted, release date is one day after the end of the world
I wish more people would use reply to user in the forums so i can be notified of replies

Spydermann · March 31, 2018, 3:51pm

Wish granted, but you lost your mail box. No real notifications!

I wish I get lucky for everything RNG or luck.

Agent2583 · March 31, 2018, 6:58pm

Wish granted but the economy has crashed.

I wish to meet a celebrity.

Spydermann · March 31, 2018, 11:38pm

Wish granted but it’s Seth Rogen.

I wish I had a laptop that played smoother or ran faster.

ToxicBoo · March 31, 2018, 11:48pm

Wish granted, but the only game you can play on it is… Big rigs…Hm…

I feel like I’ve made that joke before, but I can’t remember, I certainly don’t plan on sifting through all of my previous posts here to double check though.

I wish I wouldn’t accidentally make repeat jokes.

Spydermann · March 31, 2018, 11:49pm

Wish granted, but now you can only make cheesy stupid dad jokes.

I wish I didn’t lose at least half a gigabyte every day on my laptop.

anon15399913 · April 1, 2018, 3:25am

Wish granted, now you lose half your battery cappacity every day

I wish to erase my regrets

kakkiphu · April 1, 2018, 3:54am

Wish granted but now you get more twice as fast

I wish for tasty cheese

Spydermann · April 1, 2018, 3:56am

Wish granted, but it expires before you can put it into your mouth.

I wish I didn’t get sad at the stupidest things.

kakkiphu · April 1, 2018, 3:57am

Wish granted you get happy about the most horrible things.

I wish for you to stop replying so FAST

Spydermann · April 1, 2018, 3:57am

Wish granted, but you reply 2x faster than you just did for every post.

I wish this wasn’t so ironic.

anon15399913 · April 1, 2018, 5:12am

Wish granted, its now steel *ban dum tiss
(Get it, iron and steel)

i wish for a pataphor

Spydermann · April 1, 2018, 4:32pm

Wish granted, but it’s a pickle.

I wish for more ideas.

Agent2583 · April 1, 2018, 6:03pm

Wish granted but your ideas were all in your dreams.

I wish for easter eggs.