I wish Markus would remember to make a wish after corrupting the previous one.
Wish Granted, But my Brain sometimes go dumb
I wish for a better brain
im going to grind it's guts
also i hate you for making me search that up in images
wish granted, but you don't play the game.
I wish For Spydermann to not spam my unread messages
Wish granted, but now everything piece of memory in your brain is removed and you are forced to learn your alphabet in Pre-K again.
I wish I never looked up alicorn, and that my alicorn didn't survive the grinder.
Wish granted however you cannot get the image out of your head
I wish I starred in Blood Brothers.
Wish granted, but you get kicked off and every sort of appearance of you gets removed for typing stared instead in starred.
I wish I got the image out of my head.
Wish granted but you didn't specify what image so it is still stuck.
I wish Kenshiro wins the next Death Battle.
Wish granted, but then he dies in the grinder I the alicorn was killed in.
I wish I got the image of the alicorn out of my head. You know, the one that ^^^ corrupted?
Wish granted, but now you have an unpleasant image of a pony stuck in your head.
I wish I knew why Spyderman was freaking out over a picture of an alicorn.
Wish granted, there was ponies from My Little Pony and now it's on my browsing history, but now you have an image of My Little Pony porn stuck in your head.
I wish I had 1,000,000 units.
Wish granted, but you spend all of it on catsacks and get nothing good.
I wish for a mirror rorrim a rof shiw I
Wish granted, but the mirror broke and whatever you just said means nothing.
I wish I got refunded those 1,000,000 units.
Wish granted, but your wish for 1,000,000 units is also refunded, leaving you right where you were before.
I wish my computer had more storage capacity.
Wish granted! You gain one singular mb of storage.
I wish I didn't just watch Sword Art Online.
Wish Granted, but you somehow still do.
I wish for zombie massacre in tower unite!
Wish granted but it's a private beta which requires a lot of data and also it is very buggy
I wish I didn't waste too much units on concrete panels.
Wish granted, but now you spend all your units on cat sacks.
I wish I had the full release of Tower Unite.
Wish granted but it's very buggy and broken because it's been rushed.
I wish for ICE CREAM.