Wish granted, but you get a zero on it.
I wish my computer didn't act as a room heater
Wish granted, but it now acts as a room freezer. Better wear a coat if you want to play TU...
I wish I could figure out how to mod Doom.
wish granted, but you can only install mods that make the game impossible.
I wish I had a mini fridge
Wish granted, but the fridge is as big as an ant.
I wish I had motivation
Wish granted, but only for this second.I wish getting those cosmic catsacks was worth it
Wish granted, but you have to sacrifice 3 goats to get one
I wish my dogs didn't act retarded when I had food
wish granted, but now YOU are the one who is retarded when your dog eats food.I wish for my ex-girlfriend back.
Wish granted, but she is only with you one month a year.I wish Garry's Mod loaded in faster.
Wish granted, but nobody plays it anymore.
I wish I wasn't so toxic.
Wish granted but you are now ElectricBoo
I wish I had a good time at Legoland Windsor today.
Wish Granted but it closes early.
I wish I didn't necro much. At least it is related to the post.
Banned for- wait, oops, wrong forum game.
Wish granted, but I don't actually know what you're talking about.
I wish I could figure out how to use Blender.
Wish granted! But, you can only make highly detailed coffee mugs.
I wish I knew how to make a square in Blender.
Wish granted! But the knowledge comes at the cost of never being able to use Blender.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
Wish granted but your arm is now sprained.
I wish I could upload my Audio Review of Tower Unite to here.
Wish granted, but the audio quality is terrible.
I wish I had friends.
Wish granted but they all speak Russian.
I wish Inferno Shadowclaw Returned.
Wished granted lol jk
I wish I died
If you die, there is no point returning.
I wish to work at a pub
Wish granted, but nobody ever goes to the pub, and it eventually closes down.
I wish EA wasn't the worst company ever.