Wish granted but the night is the night that never ends!
MU HA HA HA HA!
I wish to have a Zoroark.
Wish granted. You get me! :3
I wish for the Axtinguisher to not have a 75% deploy speed penalty.
Wait? I get you?!? You're the Zoroark? Have a picture of a Zoroark.
Wish granted but you get a lower move speed penalty instead cause it's so heavy!
I wish I can project myself into others dreams.
Wish granted, but you can't change anything in the dreams.
I wish I was good at laser tag.
Wish granted but you're a milk carton while playing.
I wish for a Master Ball.
Wish granted but you use it on a Whiscash, who then eats it.
I wish to get this game going again.
Wish granted, but every wish is meme related.
I wish the emoji movie was cancelled.
Wish granted but people will still use emojis in scripts.
I wish to visit the Spirit in the Sky.
Wish granted but it took a month for you to visit it.
I wish I can corrupt wishes while camping...
Wish granted but you're no longer allowed to reply to yourself.I wish to program better.
Wish granted but you find yourself susceptible to a lot of code errors.
I wish to climb TU's Summit course.
Wish granted!..wait, which mountain?I hope you have a really long ladder or something, because the course is airborne. Have fun?
I wish to also climb TU's Summit course.
Wish granted, you have the same corruption as before.
I wish to go to a Tropical Island
Wish granted, but reptilian pirates steal all of your bananas, and you have to get them back.
I wish we got Left 4 dead 3 instead of Artifact.
Wish granted but Valve brings Artifact first before moving on to HL3 which will take forever.
I wish it was not windy where I am.
Wish granted! It can't be windy if you're trapped underwater. Have fun with the severe flooding!
I wish my computer had more memory.
Wish granted, now it permanently saves your browser history.
I wish I've had AE86 Trueno.
Wish granted, but AE86 Trueno is NOT a condition so how could how have had Baby car
I wish for logic in this thread.
Wish granted, but the real worl is taken over by unspeakable eldritch horrors which destroy all logic and reason.
I wish it was fall already.
Wish granted. You can't stop falling over.
I wish for tomorrow to be school so I can hand in my assignment in.