Wish Granted, but the only games you're good at are Monopoly, Superman 64, the Phillips CDI Games and every other game that sucks butt.
I wish I can cuddle a Mimikyu
Wish granted, but not actually, because your wish corruption made no sense since I said "Every game ever made"
I wish for Switch!
You got a light switch
I wish for project 39
Wish Granted but no one knows what it is yet!
I wish I had a car.
Wish granted you got a toy car
I wish that i got every new game for free
Wish granted but it's pirated
I wish to have school not less often.
Wish granted, you only get 3 days of education, and 2 days of work Experience!
I wish to be on Feast of Fiction
Wish granted, but the food is uncooked, and could poison you.I wish i had a better computer. (mine is slow )
Wish granted, but it's all AMD and Radeon. Plus you get banned from all games so you can't use it for gaming.
I wish for chocolate bunny.
Wish granted but it is partly Melted.
I wish to go on The Crystal Maze Experience in London
Wish granted, but there's robots everywhere and everything is on fire.
I wish that 0.3.0.0 would release.
Are you sure? Alright... wish granted, but somehow the developers forget to include the executable file in the update so it doesn't work for anyone.
I wish to throw my wallet away.
A gust of wind blows it back to you every time you try
I wish I could stop fucking swearing. It's ruining my shitty goddamn life!
Wish granted but the only swear words censored are mild swears.
I wish to eat my easter egg.
Wish granted.But you are the egg
I wish my dog would stop sitting on my foot.
Wish granted, although by now it's probably already off your foot, so I can't help you next time it wants to be on your foot, sorry.
I don't have a manual, so I can't help you.
I wish I had more time.
Time Dr Freeman, is it really that time again?
I wish TU lazer tag will have a cheesey safety video playing in the lobby
Tower Unite Laser Tag is under construction, wait until release.
Also, the video is done in crappy animation.
I wish Hive365 was featured in Tower Unite.
Wish granted! But Hive001 - Hive364 are bundled with it, so every time you try to use it 365 completely unrelated songs begin playing in cacophonous dissonance.
I wish I didn't have to take college courses that were completely unrelated to my major.