The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted but someone nicks it from you. Watch out for Pickpockets.

I wish for a BMW i8

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Wish granted, but it came without trafficators and without brake.

I wish for every game on steam to be in my library.

Wish granted, but still, you can’t have all of them at one time, and also steam will think you are a hacker, and ban u

I wish for no ERRORS in my SFM maps

Error 404: Wish response not found please try again in 4247328Seconds

I wish for a better memory.

You suffer from short term memory loss.

I wish for Peridot Gemstones

Wish granted but they’re actually stolen and cops want your money.

I wish for a pink elephant.

I already suffer from short term memory loss…

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I wish people would be nice to me

Wish Granted, but only the children like you, The Teens like other stuff like Nightclubs.

I wish for a British Gun

Wish granted, but it’s gonna blow up if you try to shoot with it.

I wish for a kitty.

Wish granted but the kitty is actually Sulley from Monsters Inc.

I wish for a trip to Las Vegas.

Wish granted but who told you about coming back with your wallet? It’s gone mate, IT’S GONE!

I wish to learn to play Gwyn - Lord of Cinder on piano on Tower Unite.

Wish granted, but in three seconds of playing it it goes super loud and kills everything
also you literally become a lord of cinder but your footsteps are so loud like the piano

I wish my friend’s computer wasn’t shiiiiiiiiiiit/really bad

Wish granted, but his PC becomes so advanced that it thinks humans are obsolete and vows to destroy humanity.

I wish I had a cookie!

Wish granted but it contains raisins and rock.

I wish for a banana.

Wish granted, but it’s a GameBanana.

I wish to not fly.

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Wish granted! You get hired as a Flight Attendant instead of a pilot!

I wish to be able to fly.

Wish granted, but the only direction you can fly in is north.

I wish I was really intelligent.

Wish granted, but you don’t have access to most jobs where you could use it.

I wish I’ve had Dragonblade Riven (skin).

Wish granted but the only colour they have is pink.

I wish for a new Sonic The Hedgehog racing game.