Granted, but you do jack shit
I wish I didn’t have to wish
Wish granted! We’ll wish for you!..
Wish granted! You now get to corrupt everyone else’s wishes in addition to wishing your own wishes and knowingly allow them to be corrupted.
I wish I had a banjo, a kazoo, and a ukulele.
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Wish granted! You get a yooka, a laylee, and something else instead.
I wish for the wish to wish infinite wishes that wish wishes that wish.
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Wish granted! You have the wish in your possession, but are not allowed to have it granted.
I wish I had a ham sandwich to eat.
Wish granted, but the only indgridient is ham, but really not even bread in this sandvitch just ham
I’m not wishing for anything because sometimes nothing is better than some shit.
You somehow wind up with a corrupted wish anyway.
I’m just gonna say it, I wish for Yooka Laylee to be a great game.
Wish granted! However, the sequel is the “Sticker Star” of the series.
(That makes a trilogy with Yooka-Laylee being the “Super Paper Mario” of the series, pretending Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie are also in the series)
Edit: I guess that makes Nuts & Bolts the “Color Splash” of the series. “What genre is this series again? haha”
I wish somebody would link a random video in reply to this wish.
Wish Grante- Ah shit it got deleted. Sorry.
I wish for some mayonaise
Wish granted, but it isn’t an instrument.
I wish for another wish that wishes that I got the Nintendo Switch early and also I wasn’t sick.
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Wish Granted but you stay sick and you get the Nintendo Switch but it has no games.
I wish I was good at Minigolf
Wish Granted! But you can never play it.
I wish I could make manly burps!
Wish granted but they are weak.
I wish for a card for my sister.
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The card is a redeemable favour cards that says “Kill me”
I wish for mayonaisse to be an instrument after rrmm declared them not to be.
Wish granted! It can only be percussion and since it isn’t designed to amplify sound it isn’t very loud.
I wish people made digital music with extremely slight variances in duration, pitch, and tone for each individual note that was determined procedurally each time the song was listened to, all just to create the feeling that the music is actually being performed by real people who make slight errors in real life.
Wish granted but you’re terrible at figuring out how the program works.
I wish for pancakes.
Wish granted but they are made without milk
I wish for 1 Unit :o
Are you seriously wishing for that? You find yourself in poverty.
I wish for a reboot of Get Your Own Back.
Wish granted, but you need to get a new back on your own.
I wish to wish.
You made me look bad, so no.
I wish I could type really fast without making any mistakes.
Wish granted, but you forgot how to speak and are unable to learn how.
I wish to be unable to necro and bump threads forever.