The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted, but you get bootlegged dogsacks instead.

I wish for infinite wishes.


I wish for a Ps2.

Wish Granted, however it comes with one game, Sonic Heroes.

I wish for a cake.

Wish granted but you get undecorated cake, without even any cream.

I wish i would be better at animating

Wish granted! But the only thing you can animate is hentai.
I wish for more gear on Rust

Wish Granted! You now have a rusty gear.

I wish for .

Wish granted! However, .

I wish I knew what about GMT people liked most.

Wish not granted

I wish for pool :slight_smile:

You mean this kind of pool, right? You canā€™t have the other type(s).

I wish for pool.

The pool you got was the same pool as before.

I wish I wasnā€™t embed disabled.You see I was embed disabled on Discord and I kinda take it as I donā€™t care, unless I wanted to show stuff

Wish granted! However, you can only post embarrassing pictures of yourself.

I wish I could get free pizza whenever I want.

Wish granted but the only flavour is Broccoli. (Donā€™t get the reference? See Below)

I wish for a actual Lego Theme on Tower Unite rather than a Lego Ideas set.

Wish Granted! However, the only thing they have is floors, and they arent smooth. (enjoy stepping on legos wherever you go)

Wish Granted! You get a brand new _____!

I wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

rip me forgot to wish.

Wish Granted! However, your family does not have a Merry Christmas, or a Happy New Year.

I wish to win the jackpots on the casino slots.

Wish granted, but you will win only 23,094 units AKA 1539 credits

I wish for nothing

You get some food.
I wish for someone to post the entire bee movie script in this forum

Wish granted but its only half.
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees donā€™t care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Letā€™s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

  • Barry?

  • Adam?

  • Oan you believe this is happening?

  • I canā€™t. Iā€™ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. Iā€™m excited.

Hereā€™s the graduate.
Weā€™re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all Bā€™s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.

  • Ow! Thatā€™s me!

  • Wave to us! Weā€™ll be in row 118,000.

  • Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

  • Hey, Adam.

  • Hey, Barry.

  • Is that fuzz gel?

  • A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought Iā€™d make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. Iā€™m glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

  • Hi, Barry.

  • Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

  • Hear about Frankie?

  • Yeah.

  • You going to the funeral?

  • No, Iā€™m not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Donā€™t waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

Thatā€™s why we donā€™t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pompā€¦
under the circumstances.

  • Well, Adam, today we are men.

  • We are!

  • Bee-men.

  • Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class ofā€¦

ā€¦9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard itā€™s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

  • Wonder what itā€™ll be like?
  • A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know asā€¦

Honey!

  • That girl was hot.

  • Sheā€™s my cousin!

  • She is?

  • Yes, weā€™re all cousins.

  • Right. Youā€™re right.

  • At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

  • What do you think he makes?
  • Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

  • What does that do?
  • Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if itā€™s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because youā€™ll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didnā€™t know that.

Whatā€™s the difference?

Youā€™ll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, havenā€™t had one day off

in 27 million years.

So youā€™ll just work us to death?

Weā€™ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

ā€œWhatā€™s the difference?ā€
How can you say that?

One job forever?
Thatā€™s an insane choice to have to make.

Iā€™m relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
Weā€™re bees.

Weā€™re the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I donā€™t know. But you know
what Iā€™m talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

  • Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  • Wow.

Iā€™ve never seen them this close.

They know what itā€™s like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some donā€™t come back.

  • Hey, Jocks!
  • Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

Youā€™re monsters!
Youā€™re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

  • I wonder where they were.
  • I donā€™t know.

Their dayā€™s not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You canā€™tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. Thatā€™s more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

Itā€™s just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless youā€™re wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Arenā€™t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

  • Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  • Letā€™s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

  • Oh, my!
  • I never thought Iā€™d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

why did i do this

I wish for 100 catsacks

After what you just posted, no.

I wish for a brand new, next generation _____!

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Wish granted! However, they just donā€™t make them like they used to.

See what I did there? Itā€™s a different perspective on your wish, nothing was actually done to change it.


I wish I wouldnā€™t be nervous about drawing.