The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but you got a number 6 WITHOUT DIP!

I wish for, a… Tuxedo? (im running out of ideas)

Wish granted, but you always overheat in your tuxedo so it’s not that great.

I wish to undo the corruption I was forced to do on the above wish.

Wish Granted, but you get corrupted in the process.

I wish for a good present for Christmas this year.

Okay, but you have to double corrupt all other wishes except ones I make :new_moon_with_face:

I wish for a free yellow van

Wish granted! However this means I’m no longer affected by your corruption of my previous wish.

I wish to be invincible from being drawn into agreements such as that with anyone.

Wish granted! But on an unrelated note, this is all that will ever be in your fridge (And you don’t have to agree)

I wish I had something to wish for

Wish granted but you soon forget it
I wish I had a wish that no one else could wish that they could wish it so only I can wish it

Wish granted but you put your wish idea in the drawer and you lost it.

I wish for a movie based on Robocraft.

Wish granted! Sadly, in the first 2 minutes of the movie, someone yells out spoilers.

I wish that my toe would not be red-ish.

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ok, now it is green-ish
i wish i was good at video games

Granted. You now kick serious ass at crazy bus.

I wish I knew what the hell I I’m doing with my life

Wish granted, but knowing makes you really wish you were still clueless.

I wish I wasn’t mildly ill.

Wish granted but now your majorly I’ll
I wish that wishes couldn’t be corupted

Wish granted, but you’ve ruined the fun and everyone hates you now.

I wish for a fresh, crisp new meme

Wish granted, but it will be abused by normies
I wish for the new Gorillaz album to come out soon

Wish granted but your copy is corrupted and they wont sell you another copy.
I wish my dog would stop biting me so much.

Wish granted but now he shits in your mouth when you are asleep
I wish that people wouldn’t be mad at me for ending the game

Wish Granted! But people wont be mad for a day, then they will be mad.
I wish for every game in the world.

Wish granted but it’s the game called every game in the world : Hentai porn edition
I wish that the game would end

eww no

I wish that the Overwatch winter event will come sooner.