The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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787

Wish granted, but he hates you

I wish i had a “Hatsune Miku V4X” english voice bank for vocaloid 4

788

Wish,
eh
not granted?

I wish I were an Irish man and I could grow me own spuds.

789

Oops, I accidentally dropped some Phytophthora infestans on those spuds of yours. Sorry about that.

I wish it could be possible to bring my girlfriend back from the grave, retaining all her memories and feelings for me and not being stuck in a body that will eventually rot.

damnit i did it again. i need help.

790

Granted. But you take her place.

I want bacon. Not poisoned, or tampered with, just bacon

791

Raw bacon it is. Quite raw; it’s still squealing.

I wish my phone never ran out of charge.

792

But it’s heavily cracked, to the point that it’s useless. Enjoy.
I wish my eyes were a camera

793


Those are going to be some uncomfortable eyes.
I wish I could make a proper condo instead of filling mine with memes.

794

Have fun working with 150 square feet of space!

I wish for a world without the 2016 Ghostbusters movie.

Hooray, I’m several months late to the circlejerk!

795

Sure! But instead everyone is a feminazi that gets offended by the ghost so instead of fighting ghosts they start a campaign to ghosts to stop triggering people.

I wish I wasn’t smart so I didn’t have to be in advanced class.

796

Granted but you have lost some grades.

I wish for good mock results.

797

You mock everyone around you. You currently have no friends, failing grades and no-one to help you.
(that is dark)
I wish for some of my NEW HIP AND COOL DRINK: “RADICAL RADIATION!”

798

Granted but it contains radioactive items

I wish for a revision guide

799

Wish granted but you accidentally brought 2 of the same guide and you double posted about it.

I wish for MacDGuys Love.

800

Wish granted but you have to share it

I wish that I could wish for a better wish

801

No.
I wish people would stop trying to mindfuck

802

Wish granted but mindfucks are now turtles

:turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle:I wish that people would stop trying to stop me for wishing for a better wish to wish :turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle::turtle: mindfuck turned into turtles

803

You fucked your mind up.

I wish for a Garnet Costume.

804

umm, ok.
just owning one is bad enough, i dont know how i could make it worse

i wish i knew what to wish for

805

You know, but the thread gets deleted
I wish that SteamVR would stop randomly opening.

806

Wish granted! SteamVR now randomly closes when you use it.

I wish for a number 9.