The battle of pandonisia was an intense battle between 2 catsack tribes, the panatians and the frooter hooter booters. The frooter hooter booters were a power hungry tribe, looking for more land and power so they invaded their neighboring tribe Upon hearing the news of his land being invaded, general kabazooki prepared his forces for defense, and waited. On may 24th, 0426 a.d. the battle started, the frooter hooter booters charged, the panatians had an advantage haveing found out how to rangle dinosaurs. The battle was in full force, catsacks dying left and right general kabazooki rode his trusty t-rex into battle, he was then faced by the booter general saranaky who, then challenged him with the catsack proposal “habaraska solay” which translates to “fight me, pussy” they then proceeded to dual on his mighty t-rex general kabazooki defeated saranaky, ending the battle, the panatians had won.
It’s said that winners write history, and this is just another example. Everyone just “overlooks” the plight of brothers Kad’Boodle and Obdalla. These two were firm advocates of diplomacy between the two tribes. Members of the Frooter Hooter Booters, they managed to convinced General Saranaky to go on a diplomatic mission to negotiate trading terms between the tribes. In fact, the Frooter Hooter Booters had suffered a particularly nasty winter, and were suffering from one of the worst famines in Frooter Hooter Booter memory. They knew that the Panatians had enough surplus to offset the deficit the Frooter Hooter Booters had, and they hoped that the Panatians could set aside the previously standoffish behaviour to negotiate something beneficial. Perhaps the two could even warm up to be allies.
It was December 11th when the brothers went on their mission. The brothers had been told they were being led to King Bombizzle, promised to negotiate a fair trade between the two tribes. However, the Panatians did not trust the brothers’ claims. Instead, the brothers found that they were led right into a trap and were captured and imprisoned unfairly and on false claims. 4 months had passed since the brothers went on their mission, and General Saranaky was concerned since he had not received even a mention of the brothers since he sent them out. He called forth Urganel to run a scouting mission and find out what had happened.
She set up camp in the Hwetsonn Forest, near the Panatian tribe. It took one month of scouting to finally reveal the truth. The prisoners of the Panatians were being relocated after the Felon Labour Decree had been passed. Felons imprisoned were now required to serve hard labour, and the brothers were included. Urganel saw the brothers in the group and made the decision to attempt to free the brothers. This was the last entry ever recorded in her journal, dated April 26th, 426 A.D.
It was recorded by Panatian scribes that two felons and their co-conspirator had been executed when attempting to escape custody. When this news reached Saranaky, he was infuriated. At this point, what food supplies had remained could no longer distributed to everyone, the death toll of the famine had begun to climb, and he had lost three innocent Frooter Hooter Booters to the Panatians. On the edge of revolt by the starving people, Saranaky knew something had to be done. Motivated by desperation and revenge, Saranaky vowed to see the Panatian King’s head on a spear before he died. So he rallied his forces and set off at the earliest time possible: May 24th, 426 A.D.
You know the rest, and it always pains me when I see the Frooter Hooter Booters painted in such negative light. Don’t think I agree with everything they did (the Peasant Conscription Act was particularly unforgivable), but every action they took had motive. That motive was not, as many people seem to believe, pure evil.
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