RECAP! O SHIT LOOK AT THIS
The protagonist obliterated every carrot present in space with ostriches and fought countless aliens but 9/11 had lunch under stars while its dog violently played chess against santa whilst playing with his airplanes shooting people through panes and laughing asthmatically so hard that Zak orgasmically sank into helll dramatically then sucked Foohy's big raging pulsating forum avatar until developers-games requested Zak for president but Obama denied cutouts were melted when nazis corrected skynet which created Zak's throbbing giant immaculate juicy veiny pulsating brain shaped brain orientated brain-like substance that proceeded to seep excitedly into Foohy's deep cavernous moist bannanas coated graciously against Rob president until Trent Hawkins ate Tyrian without proper 2000 cartoons while choking beside Mac supercalifragilisticexpialidociously correcting every prediction that Vykromod has about the ebola virus concerning ebola viruses overtaking african esport concessions causing massive zombification because donglekumquat vomited 7/11 over music seeping down into your mom's spaghetti topping noodles when suddenly MacDGuy appears eating Mini Reese's Cups™ because Tower Unite is funded because Zak did not do his taxes and failed then he decided that this wasnt allowed his mother because when the fans told foohy that changed his mind and the team payed $400,000 in twelve milliseconds and fired the executive's weapon feared to death because it's it's- ALIVE the KRAKEN also Cracker Barrel is here to destory us with all the gritz everywhere and VAC banned Rob for mic-spamming Pony Racing Simulator in Origin Trail so DLC that can explode and while Zak tried to stop the explosion from happening but Mac's evil counter-terrorists could not defuse Zak's love for bagels and protagonists who had lots of lunch inside the museum on belching sentences endlessly with no end played Will Rock while flapping their wings to the Death Star where your mom spanks Lord Business for money and fame with chains and decided that she required a massage of intense vigor and pressure and bullshit because of intense salad bars consuming the kings digestive system that imploded stars into a ass with fireworks that created Towers that Unite towers with bridges made of chocolate pudding flavored towers and towers and Zak and Foohy went to the towers and decided to Unite towers with Tower Unite for skyscrapers because pepperoni meatballs were covered with vanilla cuck ducks and poop because urmum esfukt despite being the dude with a pizza flavored pie job and Rob robbed the robber Carl Johnson inside the fancy hotel that turns and burns with utmost passion while the microwave cooked lunch for Billy Mays and Katy Perry while they ate many Units covered with raisins and well, The malicious tower moved unto space with tons and tons and tons of dongs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ that united our pies for our happiness but suddenly there was hundreds of bees that had a moist texture but suddenly a giant befriended MacDGuy on crack because Zak and Foohy went to get large pizzas and decided that it was dusty with bad cheese towers that sky scraped the astronaut on space shrooms was dubiously tired with bags of diarrhea mixed with chlorine tablets with insanely cool stories about mom reading books that personify spaghetti and Stanley’s Parable as trains puking rainbows and epileptic seizures followed by eating pie and staring MacDGuy and Foohy joined to terrorize Obama and the Great Wall of Towers uniting Gaben and John to release Half Life Three Beta and Left 4 Dead 3 while circlejerking planets and eating lunch with books bumping into cats making music that ear (hoi?)
and then this "endless" sentence died and everyone else lived happily ever after. THE END
NO way it’s gone yet because awesomeness prohibits ending the sentence that almost but didn’t because it wanted to live on many years later so anyway Units are intangible computer currency made for buying pron and hardcore pron to move the wiggling towers and preserve the cabbage in the new freezer designed for freezing bags of spaghetti for later digestion and many more malicious reasons such as making coffee without using milk and many honey biscuits so instead of turning purple, the midgets hiked up mount rushmore proudly and claimed that slimy jellyfish anus makes me ridiculously happy that today burned my lawn gnome's banana salad which exploded upon babies which were dolls burning and flying around, dropping paper swans everywhere with rapiers while radically towering wizards towered towered towers so that towers will suddenly tower towers upon towers in Tower Unite so towering towers could tower over trees towering over TRRRRREEEEEEEEESSS and this tower made babies called towers which towered the towering Zak who later viewed this thread pizza and canceled Seinfeld after rethinking Patriarchy and towers and elevators that fly over space capturing many elephants and zombies and chopping trees down into towers burning from angry towering trees which became eggs wrapped in money because reasons unknown and burning ducklings and Erickson9610 left quickly and met up with DignifiedPeach except frantically someone used cocaine when tower shrunk causing ugly units followed by dreadful items plummeting into the marketplace to dance and glance towards the global warning happening that causes melons to mellow marshmellows and transform them and then suddenly propeller fish existed but they didn’t have guns and cars so they’re useless but also overpowered and destroy cities with huge nuclear spunk bubbles but sadly the noobs died when snipers were spraying .vtf’s all over cars without towers and lunch ate people and also trees but also bushes built from u poot that grow and insert coins into slots which break physics like Issac Newton and he messed up time once applesauce inhaled bees which hummed harmoniously while avacado’s bakery burned in hell with fire while dolphins splash color with hammers coated in blood colored gold but butts did nothing as long trains were ending at the burger’s bun plaza when lunch strikes hunger strikes in waves crashing down upon the hunger which imploded quite simply and then something united towers with much nice robots in space with shoes uncomplete lego shoelaces that unite protagonists through thick glass dildo antagonists and suddenly Stanley came to and made some cookies eating cookies whilst baking cookies with cookies and murdering many dinosaurs with cookies contemplating cookies and cookies without Mars-Bars towering over cookies with cookies methylisothiazolinonized so cookies made methylchloroisothiazolinone stop muffins that batrachophagous withheld a decent hentai girl and 0.1.1.0 released hardcore EnjoyCookies pulsating protagonist eating pussy towers of cheese runtime potatoes while tomatoes exist under stars eating avocado when Garfield met EmotionEngine but something licked Donald Trump while a pokemon seized Mr. Sunabouzu ceased to please his little pet with his silicone beer while playing Uno with atomic beer glasses and stabbed bronies bees with pens assaulting pencils without protection from babboons because Gaben created some games without VR issues, but without satellites that worked, instead he touched HL3 with a concern that really stupid people could complain about 30 frames per day on dial-up connections running PootOS spycrab-software spencer weiners while applying sause optimisations on BBQs hitler K.I.Z. the blue Danube ate a spaghetti meatballs did
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