Also, @ToxicBoo, yes, it is indeed real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toft6fMvByA&t=
Can't +1 this if you use the Epoch to go to the end of time.
If you don't want lampposts, try candles instead.
AgaIN that legendary water picture
Water is weak to electricity.
Unfortunately for you, this is all distilled water. Distilled water does not conduct electricity.
That's not distilled water...
THIS is distilled water.
Don't know why I chose bleach, I guess the distilled water bottle looks a lot like a bottle of bleach.
Bleach is used for your washing machine not for drinking!
Why settle with just one washing machine, though?