There will be no portals in this sector of the complex.
What about superportals?
This rocket will neutralise the portal!
You can't destroy a digital photo on the Internet with just one rocket.
Ok, we'll just Nuke the digital photo instead.
At least it's something...
You're out of bullets, so you have to reload.
Better use a plasma gun next time, this dude has mastered the force.
The Force, you say?
You went to the Dark Side.
(the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w5JYp8HgfU)
(I dont care if Vader was burned on the surface of endor, His body died on the Death Star II)