Best way to make money on the casino?

I might binge play tonight but I need to know:

What’s the best way to jackpot on TU?

Grand quest is pretty reliable, every time I’ve played it I got a jackpot after putting enough time into it. Only problem with it is that the payout is fairly low for a jackpot.

pressing spacebar

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Can you be more specific?

Keep pressing spacebar for hours on end while you cry about how your life could ever have gotten to this point. While you keep on pressing spacebar you will start to doubt yourself, is this worth it? Is any of this worth it? You need to use the bathroom, by the time you get back you got kicked off your machine and someone else took your place, you take the machine next to you. After another hour or two of you pressing spacebar the guy who took your machine gets up, you have newfound hope that maybe things will go your way. But that hope quickly gets crushed as someone who was faster then you got to the machine first, you resume pressing spacebar. Five hours later you hear a jackpot going off, its not your machine, but the machine that you started with. You cry for an hour straight, the pain is getting too much to bare, you grab a gun, put it to your head and–You got jackpot! You cry out in joy! It was all worth it! Everything you did to lead to this point was worth it! You take your new found wealth, and leave the casino.

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ok.

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Here’s a hint for easy units.

:gem: :gem: :watermelon:

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oh sweet summer child

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Story was believable until the end but then the main character won with a bs power up 0/10

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legitimately trying to trip in Grand Quest to raise your score but only hit it with magic so you kill it insanely fast, and then just as the dragon is at 10 hp you trip non-stop until you’re at 5hp and then most likely die.

Won’t get you much money, but it will surely happen if you’re binging.