Banned for getting the 1900th post, and using moons.
Banned for "Playing my own mixtape in a virtual Music class"
Banned cause I do not have a mixtape. Also I don't take Virtual Music Class, so you're also banned for thinking I take that class.
Banned for banning free thought.
Banned because I'm back and need to get ahead in bans for my quest to 200 bans.
Banned because I'm catching up to you.
Banned because I'm going to do my best to stay ahead of you.
Banned for starting a race
Banned because I'm going to cross that finish line before you.
Banned for using a powerup
Banned for using a hook shot to catch up to me.
Banned for making me cause you to crash. (I apologise.)
Banned for thinking I wouldn't use a red shell to defend my place.
Banned for using a copyrighted weapon.
Banned for thinking copyright weapons were banned in this race in which they are not.
Banned for thinking otherwise (Throws Spiny Shell)
Banned because I destroyed it with a boom box.
Banned for being involved in one of the biggest ban 1 v 1s yet.
Banned for giving an opportunity to get ahead in this race.
Banned for assuming i'm in this race. (Runs you over while i'm invincible.)