Banned because Mike is too macro to use a microphone, give him a megaphone instead.
Banned because Mike is too planetary size to use a megaphone, give him a planetaryphone instead.
Banned because Mike is actually micro sized and would need a microphone. Iām not sorry.
Banned because Mike is actually a subwoofer and would require electricity to function.
Banned because Mike is actually electricity itself and would require a mic to power.
Banned for leaving me out of the Mike biz, Why does Mike has a Mic anyway?
Banned for not being here when Mike entered the room.
Banned because Mike said so
Banned for say false words that didnāt come from Mike.
Banned because Mike is actually everything and everyone, so that would mean his words are everyoneās.
Banned for leaving Mike Alone.
Banned because Mike wasnāt alone, Thomas Was Aloneā¦
Banned because Thomas is located in Sodor.
You are henceforth banished from this thread; ergo, you may keep Thomas and Mike company in Sodor.
Banned for forgetting to clean the bathrooms.
Banned for performing a song with your car.
Banned for performing a drama play on a speed boat.
Banned for using a different ban reason.
Banned for being against different ban reasons and snuffing out creativity. 
Banned for using an emoji.