Banned for super-necro’ing MANY MANY threads.
Banned for accusing.
Banned for accusing no one
Banned for using useless armor.
Banned because it’s April 1st.
Banned for making an April Fools Joke Past 12pm
Banned for having a 2 in your name and in your post.
Banned for waiting more than 3 days.
Banned for not loving me 
Banished for wanting love.
Spin hammered for being near ground level.
Banned for using a spin hammer and not saying banned.
Banned for not using a spin hammer and also saying banned.
Banned for swapping words
Paused, Moved to (0, -1000, 0), and First Encountered for calling it the Spin Hammer.
Banned for not banning and trying to be cool by not banning.
bannned
Banned for grammar error, 10 thread posts and having no reason for banning.
Banned because I can’t come up with a reason.