Banned for using CPR on me
Banned because you donât understand what happened
Banned {insert ban reason}, 
Banned for using a new moon and no ban reason.
Banned for Star Wars on avatar
Banned because you joined 1 hour ago when i type this
Banned for PL in name
Banned because you have something for my contury
Banned for banning Motorsport since 1955 (Actually you were banned for confusion)
Banned because I am your evil twin.
Banned for banning yourself twice.
Banned for reviving thread.
Banned for saying this thread was dead.
Banned for accusing me of necroing this thread and making me get the 1500th post.
BANNED BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO REPLY!
but rly
Banned for caps.
Banned because you werenât unbanned
Just because a user has been banned doesnât mean the banned user cannot ban non-banned users. Banned for thinking otherwise.
Banned for stealing that last cookie.
Banned for denying the unalienable right of everyone to the last cookie.