Banned for using an image.
Banned for having numbers in your username
banned for not having a doggo in your profile picture
Banned for adding 1 doggo to the soup and mixing well. Serves 6.
Banned for making a recipe
Banned for crimes against cooking.
Banned for having an edgier name than me
Banned for not having an edgy name.
Banned for being procopious.
Banned for being a really ripe mini mango.
Banned for building a sword & shield out of cardboard and white construction paper with a texture printed onto it.
Banned for creating something and then giving out instructions
Banned
For
Paragraphing
and
Banning
Your
Self
Banned for messed up sentence, and reviving this thread.
Banned for not realizing he banned himself.
Banned for not realising I’ve banned you.
Banned for banning someone who did not realize they got banned by you.
Banned for pointing out my crime to the public. How could you. 
Banned and sentenced to 1 day prison for a crime.