Banned for making it a REAL 1v1 by saying openly that it is one
Banned for bringing a pitchfork to a cannon fight.
Banned because cannons are inaccurate and cant swivel and I can flank you
Banned for thinking I only have a cannon to deal with you. Pulls out a magnum.
Banned for thinking I dont know how to sneak and/or throw
Sneaks behind you and throws a pitchfork through your tender flesh
Banned for thinking a dragon's back is soft when in actuality it's covered in very hard scales that can deflect arrow fire. Proceeds to turn around and breathes fire on you.
Loses game of grand quest
"Eh it was only 5k credits"
Banned for trying to exterminate an endangered species.
Banned for not realizing there are literally infinite of them
Banned for not thinking that the dragon was just trying to defend their own territory but then some catsacks tried to take over.
Banned for not realizing the dragon and catsacks are a facade to distract gamblers from the fact they are betting their life savings
Banned for realizing that the Casino games Spin to Win and Wheel of money are scams
Banned for knowing they are a scam.
Banned for letting people know that Wheel of Money and Spin to win is a waste of time and money.
Banned for letting people know that letting people know that Wheel of Money and Spin to win is a waste of time and money, except it doesen't use money because you are talking.
banned for making things too complicated
Banned for a long chain of bans since 10:00am GMT.
Banned for staying awake later than I was.
Banned for being asleep on the job.
Banned for starting a 1v1 long ago...