Probably because not a whole lot of fancy looking stuff is getting added to the game (but hey, the base code is just as important as the flashy stuff that gets put on it), and as such there’s not a whole lot to talk about.
If you could remove one word from existence, what would it be?
Bae
(Is that a word yet? I may be mistaken. If not, I’d choose scrumptious. Doesn’t that just sound off to you?)
Do you know the song name?
My My My (Klass Remix).
Is it live or is it Memorex?
Live.
Is it delivery or DiGorino?
Fucking DiGorino is the shit.
Are you illuminati confirmed?
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl’s bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You’re in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little “smartypants” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You’re frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Would you like that for here or to go?
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his right.
What was your reaction to the Line™?
It was the second best belly laugh that that game forced upon me, beat only by the ending where The Narrator makes Stanley play some other peoples’ games.
Favorite band/musician, and favorite song by said artist?
Two Steps from Hell, Dragon Rider!
What is the cheesiest joke you can remember or think of?
Why do psychiatrists hate mathematicians? They always come back with more problems!
I have many more where that came from. It has become a problem.
If you could prevent one assassination, which one would it be?
9/11.
How many pets do you have? I have 7.
One, a melon.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Just make a wrong left turn at Albuquerque.
Which potato chip flavor is the best?
Sour cream and onion.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs that are larger than a foot tall terrify me. On the flipside, I am a HUGE sucker for cats of any kind 
It’s always been my dream to raise a kitten that loves me. You ever meet that girl Debbie? You should check out her e-Harmony video. We’re pretty much on the same level.
Has there ever been a time that has totally changed you for the better? What’s the story?
I have this friend who had her mom die. This caused her to become super depressed. I had to spend one sleepless night assuring her that bad things happen to everyone and that suicide isn’t the right choice.
I talked someone out of suicide.
Do you have a story like this one?
Yes, quite few times but, i dont really feel like talking about it unless you want to know more about the story… I can tell you on pm)
Whats your first pc game (personally mine was Painkiller)
Minecraft (Gmod was better)
I don’t get a question? D:
What question should you ask me?
